We’re Back.
I hope you missed us as much as we missed you.
Hey, I’m Katherine, your local card dealer — the brains, hands, and sarcasm behind Dirty Little Card Co.
Every card you see here is designed, printed, cut, assembled, and mailed by me. No big team, no factory line—just one person with a love for design, a dark sense of humor, and a passion for saying what Hallmark won’t.
We’re unapologetically ourselves, and we are aware sometimes that’s a little too much for some people. While a lot of our cards are designed to push buttons, provoke laughter, and tickle nerves, we also offer a wide arrangement of non-offensive options for when you just want to keep it sweet.
I started this little shop because I was tired of boring, cookie-cutter designs that never really said exactly how I felt. Life’s too short for safe greetings, and sometimes the best way to say “I love you” is with a little sass (or a lot).
So whether you’re celebrating, apologizing, or just stirring the shit pot—I’ve got a card for that.
📦 Shipping Policy
We keep it simple (and affordable): all orders over $8 ship free—basically, if you grab more than one card, shipping’s on us. 🎉
Every card is handmade, assembled, and packaged by one person (hi 👋), so we ship in the order that orders are received. Because of the handmade process, no two cards are exactly alike—sometimes they may look slightly different than the photos. Think of it as part of their charm (like snowflakes, but sassier).
At Dirty Little Card Co., we specialize in creating one-of-a-kind greeting cards. We say the things Hallmark won’t—going way beyond the sappy stuff you usually find in the card aisle. Our greeting cards are bold, unique, and unapologetically real, with a pinch of humor and a dash of sarcasm in every design.
Listen, saying “I love you” is sweet, but saying “I love you more than Taco Bell”? That’s commitment. This card is for the person who makes your heart race faster than a Crunchwrap Supreme at 2 a.m.
Perfect for anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, or any day you want to remind them they rank above nacho fries (and that’s a big deal).
Details:
A7 Size (5"x7") Greeting Card
Blank inside for your late-night drive-thru love confessions
Printed on high-quality cardstock that won’t get soggy with hot sauce tears
Comes with an brown paper envelope, because sliding it across the counter in a greasy bag would be weird
Who needs a fairy godmother when you’ve got a cheeky ghost with a magic wand? This funny adult greeting card casts the ultimate spell with the phrase: “Bippity Boppity Show Me Your Boobs.” Equal parts spooky and silly, it’s the perfect mix of Halloween humor and flirty fun.
Great for surprising your partner, making your friends laugh, or adding a little mischief to any occasion, this card is guaranteed to get a reaction (and maybe even grant your wish).
Details:
A7 size (5" x 7") greeting card
Blank inside for your own magical message
Professionally printed on thick matte cardstock
Includes a brown paper envelope
Perfect for:
Funny Halloween cards
Flirty gifts for your partner
Adult humor cards for friends
Anyone who loves boobs, ghosts, or bad puns
Bring a little magic (and mischief) to someone’s day with this boob-tacular card.
Celebrate your favorite person with a card that’s equal parts cheeky and hilarious. This funny boobs card says “You’re the Tits” loud and proud, featuring a playful illustration of all kinds of boobs—because they’re all worth celebrating. From perky to saggy, sporty to artsy, this card is all about body positivity with a punchline.
Perfect for birthdays, Galentine’s Day, bachelorette parties, or just reminding your bestie, partner, or coworker that they really are the tits.
Details:
A7 size (5" x 7") greeting card
Blank inside so you can write your own saucy (or sweet) message
Professionally printed on thick matte cardstock
Includes brown paper envelope
Great for:
Best friends with a sense of humor
Body positive gifts
Funny Valentine’s or anniversary cards
Any occasion that calls for boobs and laughs
This isn’t just a card—it’s a boob-tiful reminder that your person is truly the tits.
